Freak Accident Fridays – Warning! May Contain Graphic Content

Well well well… Been awhile. At a loss for words over the last few weeks what with hurricanes, power outages, phone damage… The plague… I’ve had a few freak accidents of my own of late, not a damn one of them couldn’t be explained away either.. So, not really notable. It was more of a freak accident that my car didn’t get crushed by the tree…

But now, duty calls and I must haul myself up out of the dredges of the despair left when one realizes that the Earth didn’t end it all. Just left us with another big mess.

(Black Sheep – Metric)

It seemed the best way to do this was with an episode of Freak Accident Friday! I did a run through the headlines across the globe and here are the top 5 stories that I found to be truly freakish and inexplicable to say the least.

First off, after reading these next two stories, I decided that a hat may be a good idea today. Not only that, but doing something that so many folks forget to do (Look Up)  would be a good idea if I feel funny or hear something strange. Needless to say though, the particular peculiarity of a freak accident is by nature, unstoppable. Like a bullet zinging through open air…

Unstoppable like this tree stump big enough to kill a man and apparently, so fast that one could not escape it…

Sometimes you want to wash away your troubles. Escape to the suds and vibrations of the car wash where you can sit and think… Sorry, maybe that’s just me but if you do like that; taking your car in to this car wash wouldn’t do you any good at all. Apparently the bloody soap containers randomly explode at this place.

Last but by far the strangest incident of the month is what happened to an elderly gentleman in Ireland. That is the question though my friends… Just what did happen to the man? All answers seem to have gone up in smoke…

Here’s to a Happy Friday, A Happy Mother Nature, and most of all… Happy People.

Next up is a large dumping of all my little strange thoughts whilst being blasted back to 1995 with no electric and none of our lovely new fangled techno gadgets. Maybe. Maybe they won’t look or sound so good with white noise buzzing through my head…

Un – Fucking – Sustainable… That is what I have to say about it all. The Amish got the right idea man.

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