Beez Horrible Weekly Horoscopes

If you can imagine the sky above the hospital when you were born. What would it look like? A map of 12 countries and each one is connected to some part of you or your life.

People may think this is absurd. But think of the tides…

Think about the influence, the pull, that the moon has over the waters. Imagine that Jupiter had that same pull over a certain area of your life when you were born? Or Mercury? Or any of the planets influencing, pulling, at some area of your existence. Like Venus pulling at your heart strings…

Is it so off that our human body would be so much different than the tides?

I look at the planets circling around this drain of Earth so much that I have decided to share these astrological plans with y’all, subscribers of 13Beez… bots and humans welcome lol!

Remember folks, horoscopes, especially horrible ones, are for entertainment purposes only. Nothing on these pages is meant to be any sort of declaration on anything in real life.

Also, I will try to update regularly but … I will try. <3

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